Named for the goddess of the Black Forest, Abnoba is a dessert porter with more going on than other beers with far less going on. Interestingly, she's sometimes depicted naked riding bareback. Chocolate, bourbon vanilla, sour cherry and lashings of lactose all combine to cut a fine figure of the desert made famous by its namesake. Richer than Richie Rich and twice as surly, this drop gets the job done like a prepubescent millionaire with money to burn.